
About Ryan
Ryan Styles is what happens when your emo band never quite makes it and your midlife crisis involves going viral on TikTok instead of buying a motorcycle. Back in the mid-2000s, he fronted a now-defunct Ohio band called Reserved, opening for scene royalty like The Used, My Chemical Romance, Senses Fail, and Gatsby’s American Dream. They had fans. Mostly in their hometown.
Fast-forward a couple decades and Ryan is now a suburban dad with a knack for nostalgia and a surprisingly deep knowledge of Taylor Swift lore. Somewhere along the line, the Swifties adopted him, crowned him “The Swemo Guy,” and made him the unofficial spokesperson for the bizarrely perfect marriage of two very different kinds of heartbreak anthems.
Articles by Ryan
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news-updates
The Wasting Time Podcast joins the Never A Phase Network
Feb 9, 2026

features
Story of the Single: "Mirrored Souls" by Gold Steps
Feb 6, 2026

lists-guides
The Swemo Guy’s 2025 Albums of the Year
Dec 30, 2025

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The Swemo Guy Recommends 11/19/25
Nov 19, 2025

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The Swemo Guy Recommends 11/10/25
Nov 10, 2025

no-skip-reviews
Glimmers Debut Album First Look
Nov 7, 2025

lists-guides
10 Movies to Watch on Halloween If It Was Never a Phase
Oct 30, 2025

no-skip-reviews
Y’all are still sleeping on Daisy Grenade
Oct 29, 2025

lists-guides
TAYLOR TAKEOVER: TEN SONGS TO MAKE YOU A SWEMO
Oct 2, 2025

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10 Youth Group Bangers to Listen to When You Don’t Get Raptured Today
Sep 23, 2025
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news-updates
The Wasting Time Podcast joins the Never A Phase Network
Feb 9, 2026

features
Story of the Single: "Mirrored Souls" by Gold Steps
Feb 6, 2026

lists-guides
The Swemo Guy’s 2025 Albums of the Year
Dec 30, 2025

lists-guides
The Swemo Guy Recommends 11/19/25
Nov 19, 2025

lists-guides
The Swemo Guy Recommends 11/10/25
Nov 10, 2025

no-skip-reviews
Glimmers Debut Album First Look
Nov 7, 2025

